Anonymous Asked
QuestionWhy not fall in love? Answer

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

(Source: meuiin)

eyes-like-hers:

deepr:

cattart:

hazelbuttz:

hazelbuttz:

Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen

You go, Carlos.

fan base for carlos

Carlos rocks

die hard Carlos fan right here

(Source: icedcrappsupreme)

  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

muggleland:

*pats bed seductively* this is where the magic happened *stares off* all seven harry potter books

helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

image

tokomon:

IM SCREAMING
tokomon:

IM SCREAMING
tokomon:

IM SCREAMING
tokomon:

IM SCREAMING
tokomon:

IM SCREAMING

tokomon:

IM SCREAMING

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:


The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift
call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:


The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

(Source: brain-food)

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 
professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

(Source: traceexcalibur)

slowur:

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

sassy & bitchy

slowur:

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

sassy & bitchy

(Source: hungry-queen)

snowglakes:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

mytra-fallen-angel:

boys-and-suicide:

Who can relate with this?

everyone

laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*